Thursday, January 24, 2013

My Kind of Humor #6

I worked today so I’m just going to throw this out there.  These all came from my Random Thoughts from a Random Guy Facebook page so if your not following along, you could be missing out.

humor01 i dont run

I want one of these for my vehicle.  I see the number all over other vehicles bragging about their run so I should be able to brag that I’m a fat, lazy ass.


I created this while watching one of those Real Housewives shows (the wife had the remote).  That’s all they do on those shows is argue, and there is always one that once it gets heated, she repeats the same phrase over and over, at the top of her lungs.

humor02 car gas mileage

So true.  It cracks me up when people will drive to the other side of town to save $.02 a gallon.  This is along those same lines.

humor03 internet explorer sucks

That is exactly the only thing I use it for.  IE sucks, if you still use it, I have to wonder about your sanity.

humor04 tortoise and the hare

That’s just funny.

humor06 bathroom push

That’s even funnier.  Everyone needs a little encouragement when getting down to business.

humor07 jesus came

Now that is love, or lust.  I’m not sure what it is.  Creepy, maybe?

humor08 stop poop one way

I don’t know about you, but I only poop one way.

humor09 walmart axe idiots

I loved this when I saw it, I hate how the kids speak now-a-days.  It’s even worse trying to read a text or status on Facebook. 

humor10 someone care not

This is me.  I mean, not to you, I do care.  Really.


  1. When you find that 0.0 sticker, pick one up for me as well. Because I freaking NEED that thing. Brilliant!