Sunday, February 27, 2011

TV & Movie guide 2/22-2/27

This is a guide of the shows and movies I have watched for the week. I'm only listing the shows that my DVR is set to record. I watch way too much TV to log in every show I watch, usually just as background noise while I'm doing something else. These are all the shows and movies I actually payed attention too.


2 rerun episodes of "Supernatural"
A rerun episode of "The Closer"
Bad Girls Club


Mad Love
Hawaii 5-o
2 rerun episodes of "Supernatural"
No Ordinary Family


3 rerun episode of "Prime 9"
White Collar
Criminal Minds
Hot in Cleveland
Off the Map
Hot Stove


the Big Bang Theory
Rules of Engagement
Grey's Anatomy
the Mentalist
Blue Bloods
3 reruns of Supernatural


movie - A Time to Kill
movie - Air Force One
movie - the Guardian


MLB's 20 Greatest Games (1979-Phillies vs Cubs)
3 reruns of The Closer
Blue Bloods
Baseball Seasons (2004)
Baseball Seasons (1995)
MLB Network Countdowns (top 50 moments of the 1990's)
Classic World Series Film (1973)
Inside the Actors Studio (Robert Downey jr)
movie - You Again!

More Auto-correct fails.

I’m sorry, but I just think these auto-correct text’s are hilarious. And no I don’t post everyone I come across, just the ones I think are funny.

Bored funnies

Some funny stuff for today, I'm just sitting around, watching TV and fiddling on the internet so I thought I'd throw these out there.

@Jason_maybe: When Charlie Sheen dies his ghost is going to come back and snort the chalk outline.

@Lord_Stewie: Rappers always talk about robbing people in their songs, thats why I download all their songs for free. Payback!!


Being a modest man, when I checked into my motel, I asked the lady at the desk: "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."

"No," she said, "it's regular porn, you sick bastard."


One day a housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, ‘What setting do I use on the washing machine?’ ‘It depends,’ I replied. ‘What does it say on your shirt?’ He yelled back, ‘OHIO STATE!’ (typical OSU fan, I'm thinking)


@FunnyCostaki - Tiger Woods will not play in the Honda Classic because of “existing commitments.” Oh, NOW he's honoring his commitments?


Ah, Springtime

This is pretty much how I feel these days, bring on baseball.


Saturday, February 26, 2011

Wife's memory

We walk into Steak 'n Shake and my wife says "I think that's Mark from our class". We are hitting 38 years old this year so "our class" was 20 years ago. She recognized him from his facebook profile. Now that may not seem abnormal to you, but she has very little memory for anything else. We watch TV or a movie and she'll point out someone she seen 15 years ago in a soap opera when they were 7. She'll go "I know him from somewhere," she'll google it, and sure enough, she was right. Memory sounds great, doesn't it? If only that was all it took. Anything else, like where she left something, why she walked in that room, to start the dishwasher, well, you get the picture. Absolutely very little memory. I love her, a lot, just not her memory, or lack there of. She cracks me up because she's so smart and knows a lot about a lot, but ask her to remember what she did yesterday, not happening.

Winter Sucks!!!!

Friday, February 25, 2011


This is what the majority of my work shirts look like. Between the splashing of the chemicals and me leaning over the tanks, they end up with all kinds of holes at the bottom of them. I personally think that they should pay for uniforms for those in my position but that will never happen. Until then, I'll keep wearing them till my gut completely hangs out. (8:43 am)

The next picture is what happens when you hook one of those holes into something and make things worse. (10:49 am)

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Black History Month Fail

So wrong but yet so funny!!!

February 24th, 2011 - journal entry


I started my morning off at 4:30 when my oldest daughter came into our room because she wasn't feeling well. I might have more sympathy for her if I didn't think a lot of her issues right now weren't due to her diet, lack of exercise and her sleeping issues. Doctors haven't found out anything yet but they say the same thing about her sleep issues. She goes in for more tests tomorrow. Since I was awake so early, I did get some of my baseball programs off the DVR. I then attempted to go to the McDonalds at the local Walmart, but apparently they don't open till 7:00. Luckily, a guy at work brought me 2 of my favorite kind of donut. Now I just have to keep fighting sleep all day. (8:42 am)

This place is so stupid. For the last year or so they've been preaching to us about tank utilization. The higher the percentage, the more loads we are running. Now, all of the sudden, they're saying "It's all about quality, not quantity." Make up your freaking minds. (1:43 pm)


Came home and finished listing my cards on ebay. Some end tonight so I hope those go higher then what they were at last time I looked. I enjoy listing and watching them but it's so hard to make money with it anymore.

Ran the oldest daughter to 7/11 so she could satisfy her need for a slurpee. That and we were out of milk so I killed 2 birds with 1 stone.

Not much else going on tonight, gonna watch some boob tube, then head to bed for some personal boob tube, maybe with some lube, I know it's crude, but I tend to be lewd. I know, I'm retarded. And I'm out.

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Media Fail's - humor

I don't know which is funnier, the father trying to catch the kid, or the kids smarts.


Mom to the rescue, or not!!! lol


Wow! Oops.

February 23rd, 2011


This parking situation at work is getting ridiculous. You come to work, and because the lines are covered with snow, nobody can figure out how to park. Is it really that hard to park a few feet from the guy next to you. I had to park outside the lot and now run the risk of gettting hit by a semi. All because people are idiots. (7:47 am)

Got a text from my wife saying my oldest daughter passed out at school. She picked her up and she has a doctors appointment this afternoon. I really hope it's nothing, but as a father, you tend to worry anyways. I'm really hoping it's her diet or her sleep patterns. Although I don't see either one of those changing anytime soon. My wife is finally admitting that she thinks her sleep issues are because of her, and not some inbalance or something of that sort. Now to get her to take steps to make her sleep at night instead of all day is our next battle. (10:56 am)

Got a letter from the school today saying there was an incident at the elementary school yesterday. Apparently a 5th grader took a knife to school and threatened a teacher. Another student overheard and told his teacher and they confiscated the knife and filed a police report. What the hell is wrong with kids anymore. This shit is crazy. People are crazy. The world is going to hell in a handbasket and all we can do is watch our own asses because no one is safe anymore. (1:07 pm)

I started to read "Love music, loves to dance" yesterday and I'm pretty sure I've already read it. So I decided to try the Kindle app on my phone today and I downloaded a free sample book to test it out and I figured I could deal with it and downloaded the 1st book of the Dresden Files. Now that I've used it for a bit, I'm starting to really like it. It's nice having it on my phone because I take my phone everywhere. So now when I get stuck somewhere, I don't have to sit and wish I had my book, because I do. It automatically goes to the page I finished on so I don't have to search constantly or locate a bookmark. I must say it's pretty sweet. (2:45 pm)

My current wallpaper:

Finished off my day with some more TV and listing stuff on ebay. The ladies of the house wanted Bruno's pizza for supper so that's what we had.

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

February 22nd, 2011 - journal entry

*at work*

Just finished "Rules of Vengeance" by Christopher Reich. It was a good book, but after finishing "the Hollows" series by Kim Harrison, I just couldn't get into it. I always knew I liked the Sci-fi genre, but after reading that series, I am having a hard time going back to mystery/suspense genre. I'm trying to locate the next series I plan on reading "the Dresden files" by Jim Butcher. I'm watching an auction on ebay for the whole series, it ends tonight or tomorrow. Until then, I'm going to start "Loves music, loves to dance" by Mary Higgins Clark. Yes, that's right, I had to raid my daughters books to find one.

Was in a kind of a crappy mood this morning. Just a bunch of stuff annoying me. The employees here not doing there job and such. Plus I spent some time replying to my youngest daughters teacher who informed me of some crap about her. So once again, I have to punish her during my week. It sure didn't sound like she got punished any over the weekend like her mom said she would. Once again, I get to be the mean parent.

Really pumped about baseball season starting. Been watching "Hot Stove" every night on MLB network. Plus receiving all kinds of tweets from the Sox staff and reporters about spring training. I am so pumped to get the season going. I've got all kinds of baseball stuff saved on the DVR to watch as well.


Had my youngest daughter clean both bathrooms when I got home as part of her grounding. She also went to bed an hour early. Got a bunch of stuff listed on ebay and watched a bunch of TV.