Some funny stuff for today, I'm just sitting around, watching TV and fiddling on the internet so I thought I'd throw these out there.
@Jason_maybe: When Charlie Sheen dies his ghost is going to come back and snort the chalk outline.
@Lord_Stewie: Rappers always talk about robbing people in their songs, thats why I download all their songs for free. Payback!!
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Being a modest man, when I checked into my motel, I asked the lady at the desk: "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."
"No," she said, "it's regular porn, you sick bastard."
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One day a housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, ‘What setting do I use on the washing machine?’ ‘It depends,’ I replied. ‘What does it say on your shirt?’ He yelled back, ‘OHIO STATE!’ (typical OSU fan, I'm thinking)
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@FunnyCostaki - Tiger Woods will not play in the Honda Classic because of “existing commitments.” Oh, NOW he's honoring his commitments?
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