Thanks bro, or should I say, Dude. I guess I should have known it was going to take a post about masturbation to impress other guys. Be sure to check out the Dude Write site for some other great writers that are men.
To celebrate my win, I decided to make myself like one of the manly men out there.
Shave Tom’s head and it’s close. I’m rocking that mustache.
I posted this picture (the one on the right, I know they look like the same guy) on my Facebook, Twitter and Instagram figuring I’d get all kinds of comments. I did get one, and this is the type of comment I was expecting.So at least one of my friends didn’t let me down. I actually didn’t leave the mustache, I was in the process of shaving it all off and thought I’d stop and take a picture. But I haven’t told any of my friends yet. All my disappointing friends that is. Who wants friends that are going to be nice, a friend is supposed to tell me I look like an 80’s porn star, that I have a caterpillar on my lip, tell me I look like a douche, something. They suck!
Damn, I could have been a millionaire and gotten laid over and over. Give me a few weeks, I’ll grow another one.
Haha, love the smirk. Congrats and we'll deserved card.
ReplyDeleteThanks again for it.
DeleteIt's like you're twins.
ReplyDeleteThat's what I say, my wife just doesn't see it.
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