I have to make an announcement. Today, I am officially a man. No, I wasn’t a woman before and just finished my surgery. I got an official man card earlier today. As you should know if you read my drivel, I’ve entered in the Dude Write contest a few times. Today, I finally received a man card. It wasn’t one of the top billing ones (Diamond, Platinum or Gold) but that doesn’t surprise me because there are some great writers over there. I can’t vote for myself, but I wouldn’t anyways because I never think I’m in the top 3. But they also have a Chairman’s Choice award where the previous week’s winners get to pick one. WilyGuy chose my post “Dating Mrs. Palmer” for one of the cards.
Thanks bro, or should I say, Dude. I guess I should have known it was going to take a post about masturbation to impress other guys. Be sure to check out the Dude Write site for some other great writers that are men.
To celebrate my win, I decided to make myself like one of the manly men out there.
Shave Tom’s head and it’s close. I’m rocking that mustache.
I posted this picture (the one on the right, I know they look like the same guy) on my Facebook, Twitter and Instagram figuring I’d get all kinds of comments. I did get one, and this is the type of comment I was expecting.
So at least one of my friends didn’t let me down. I actually didn’t leave the mustache, I was in the process of shaving it all off and thought I’d stop and take a picture. But I haven’t told any of my friends yet. All my disappointing friends that is. Who wants friends that are going to be nice, a friend is supposed to tell me I look like an 80’s porn star, that I have a caterpillar on my lip, tell me I look like a douche, something. They suck!
Damn, I could have been a millionaire and gotten laid over and over. Give me a few weeks, I’ll grow another one.